Case of the Century

AetherPB (10:54:08 PM): let the case begin!
AetherPB (10:54:18 PM): Alisha vs the State of Unconciousness
AetherPB (10:54:53 PM): may we have the prosecutor's opening statement
hroswitha04 (10:55:12 PM): Order!
dasmith83 (10:55:14 PM): your honor and the honorable men and women of the court, the evidence against the accused is simple, yet obvious and compelling
dasmith83 (10:55:35 PM): I'll forgo a lengthy opening for the sake of brevity
micepudding (10:56:18 PM): *reporters notes: prosecution is stating the obvios*
AetherPB (10:56:53 PM): is that it, lawyer dan?
dasmith83 (10:57:17 PM): for the opening, yes
micepudding (10:57:28 PM): *reporters note: wosrst opening ever*
AetherPB (10:57:40 PM): can we have the defendent's opening statement?
cheatrawrz (10:57:47 PM): *coughs*
cheatrawrz (10:57:56 PM): Ladies and gentlemen of the court
micepudding (10:58:00 PM): *reporters note: that's a really ugly defense lawyer*
dasmith83 (10:58:06 PM): lol
cheatrawrz (10:58:30 PM): I am amazing and I have pants. The defendant is amazing as well.
cheatrawrz (10:58:34 PM): and so is the judge and jury
cheatrawrz (10:58:38 PM): that is all
hroswitha04 (10:58:54 PM): awww
micepudding (10:58:54 PM): *repolrters notes: this is a clash of the two worst lawyers inthe world*
AetherPB (10:58:55 PM): thank you
hroswitha04 (10:58:56 PM): that's my man up there!
AetherPB (10:59:11 PM): now, will the prosecutor offer a witness
SnwY812 (10:59:16 PM): snacks for sell...
AetherPB (10:59:33 PM): will the prosecutor call a witness to the stand?*
dasmith83 (10:59:37 PM): for the court, the prosecution offers into evidence exhibit A: "(10:33:51 PM) SnwY812: i dont like jonas brothers
(10:34:09 PM) hroswitha04: but they are so cuuute ^_^"
dasmith83 (11:00:05 PM): the defendant's own words condewn her, but there is more
SnwY812 (11:00:59 PM): snacks for sell
dasmith83 (11:01:13 PM): the matter of this trial is to decide if the accused is a fangirl of the Jonas Bros. the defendent is a girl, and a teen girl at that. guilt is self evident.
dasmith83 (11:01:23 PM): the prosecution rests
AetherPB (11:01:44 PM): i mean... does the defense have a rebuttal
cheatrawrz (11:01:59 PM): ladies and gentlemen of the court
cheatrawrz (11:02:11 PM): I am amazing and I have pants. The defendant is amazing too.
micepudding (11:02:16 PM): *reporters note: self evident to the prosecution may not be to the judge. perhaps the proscuection should have put a ibiit moer thought into that*
cheatrawrz (11:02:16 PM): and so is the judge and the jury.
cheatrawrz (11:02:18 PM): I rest my case
AetherPB (11:02:35 PM): >.<
dasmith83 (11:02:35 PM): lol
micepudding (11:02:37 PM): *fiels draft with office*
dasmith83 (11:02:42 PM): worst defense ever
micepudding (11:02:49 PM): says the worst prosecutor ever
AetherPB (11:02:51 PM): sorry alisha, it's not looking good for you
cheatrawrz (11:02:54 PM): haha
micepudding (11:02:59 PM): *reporters note: BIASED JUDGE*
AetherPB (11:03:10 PM): am not...
AetherPB (11:03:13 PM): common sense
SnwY812 (11:03:13 PM): snacks for sell
cheatrawrz (11:03:18 PM): I'd say, I called him amazing.. and this is how he's repaying us
SnwY812 (11:03:19 PM): popcorns, chips hot dogs and drinks
SnwY812 (11:03:30 PM): snacks for sell
micepudding (11:03:35 PM): judges arent allowed to give any indication like that during the hearin!
AetherPB (11:03:41 PM): will the defense call any witnesses to the stand?
cheatrawrz (11:03:56 PM): I call my main witness
cheatrawrz (11:03:59 PM): Dingo
SnwY812 (11:04:05 PM): dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn'
micepudding (11:04:10 PM): *a dingo apepars and bites aether*
AetherPB (11:04:15 PM): baliff, this is where you come in
SnwY812 (11:04:30 PM): Will Dingo please rise and come to the stand
AetherPB (11:04:31 PM): give the whole "do you swear to tell the truth" thing
hroswitha04 (11:04:41 PM): Hi.
SnwY812 (11:05:04 PM): raise your right hand
SnwY812 (11:05:14 PM): Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth or nothing but the truth
hroswitha04 (11:05:16 PM): Which one is my right?
hroswitha04 (11:05:17 PM): HOLD ON.
micepudding (11:05:27 PM): "or"?
micepudding (11:05:30 PM): did you mean and?
SnwY812 (11:05:41 PM): leave me alone
SnwY812 (11:06:00 PM): Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
micepudding (11:06:07 PM): this is live, there's no retakes
hroswitha04 (11:06:13 PM): yes
SnwY812 (11:06:18 PM): this isnt recorded
AetherPB (11:06:32 PM): okay, lawyer cheat, you may ask your questions
AetherPB (11:06:38 PM): baliff, go take a coffee break
cheatrawrz (11:06:43 PM): Mrs. Dingo
cheatrawrz (11:06:48 PM): is it true that I am amazing?
SnwY812 (11:06:51 PM): isnt that my whole job? a break and sellign things? :P
hroswitha04 (11:06:52 PM): Of course it is
cheatrawrz (11:06:58 PM): Do I have pants?
hroswitha04 (11:07:12 PM): Sometimes.
hroswitha04 (11:07:22 PM): Define "have."
cheatrawrz (11:07:29 PM): right now
hroswitha04 (11:07:33 PM): Yes.
cheatrawrz (11:07:33 PM): am I wearing pants?
cheatrawrz (11:07:41 PM): okay
micepudding (11:07:44 PM): w're on the internet, so im guessing not
cheatrawrz (11:07:47 PM): is it true that you are amazing as well?
hroswitha04 (11:07:58 PM): Absolutely your honor :0
SnwY812 (11:08:07 PM): im surprised dan hasent yelled out objection
cheatrawrz (11:08:14 PM): who else in this courtroom is amazing?
hroswitha04 (11:08:28 PM): Just the cute reporter I guess.
micepudding (11:08:55 PM): *reportes note: a girl on the internet caleld me cute. she's probably realyl a guy so it doesnt matter*
cheatrawrz (11:08:56 PM): but what about the judge and jury?
dasmith83 (11:09:09 PM): *yawn, objection
hroswitha04 (11:09:13 PM): None of them, Cheat.
dasmith83 (11:09:20 PM): irrelevant to my interests
AetherPB (11:09:25 PM): sustained
micepudding (11:09:42 PM): an eco friendly objection!
cheatrawrz (11:09:42 PM): Mrs. Dingo, what is 2+2?
hroswitha04 (11:09:50 PM): 4
AetherPB (11:09:51 PM): may the jury strike the last 3 minutes from their notes
cheatrawrz (11:09:58 PM): and what is 4+4?
micepudding (11:10:00 PM): *riht click, clear*
SnwY812 (11:10:02 PM): *strikes the last 3 mins*
hroswitha04 (11:10:05 PM): 8
cheatrawrz (11:10:12 PM): and what is 8-8?
hroswitha04 (11:10:20 PM): Uhh.
hroswitha04 (11:10:22 PM): Give me a minute.
micepudding (11:10:41 PM): its two fat people fighting over spaghetti
micepudding (11:10:50 PM): or shaking hands
hroswitha04 (11:10:51 PM): 0.
cheatrawrz (11:10:59 PM): does that blow your mind?
hroswitha04 (11:11:09 PM): No.
SnwY812 (11:11:12 PM): *yawn*
cheatrawrz (11:11:14 PM): and for my final question
Sepafire2 (11:11:35 PM):
cheatrawrz (11:11:40 PM): where do the jonas brothers belong on a scale of fail to win?
AetherPB (11:12:27 PM): *blink*
dasmith83 (11:12:35 PM): *cough
hroswitha04 (11:12:35 PM): Fail.
AetherPB (11:12:39 PM): order in the court!
cheatrawrz (11:12:53 PM): ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have you note that the defendant is under oath
cheatrawrz (11:12:59 PM): and just said the jonas brothers fail
cheatrawrz (11:13:03 PM): I rest my case
AetherPB (11:13:12 PM): okay then. the prosecution, you may cross-examine
dasmith83 (11:13:44 PM): ms, for the court record, are you or are you not a girl?
hroswitha04 (11:13:50 PM): I am a girl.
dasmith83 (11:14:09 PM): and were you born after 1990?
SnwY812 (11:14:11 PM): *whispers to judge, thats a lie your honor*
hroswitha04 (11:14:14 PM): Yes.
AetherPB (11:14:37 PM): *whispers to snwy, can you get me a soda?*
dasmith83 (11:14:48 PM): have you ever stated "but they are so cuuute ^_^" in reference to the jonas bros?
hroswitha04 (11:14:57 PM): Yes, sarcastically.
SnwY812 (11:14:59 PM): *its already on the table your honor*
SnwY812 (11:15:07 PM): *i mean stand*
AetherPB (11:15:09 PM): *right*
dasmith83 (11:15:16 PM): ms, you just failed to add 2 +2. are you sure you known "sarcasm"?
dasmith83 (11:15:23 PM): *know
dasmith83 (11:15:25 PM): >.>
cheatrawrz (11:15:30 PM): I OBJECT!
hroswitha04 (11:15:30 PM): I am sure.
AetherPB (11:15:35 PM): on what grounds?
micepudding (11:15:36 PM): *reporters note: the prosecturo look shifty*
cheatrawrz (11:15:42 PM): she added 2+2 correctly
AetherPB (11:15:57 PM): may the scribe read back the transcript
AetherPB (11:16:06 PM): "cheatrawrz (11:09:42 PM): Mrs. Dingo, what is 2+2?
hroswitha04 (11:09:50 PM): 4"
AetherPB (11:16:11 PM): objection sustained
micepudding (11:16:25 PM): *lightening bolt hits daniel*
AetherPB (11:16:30 PM): the jury will disregard dan's shiftiness
cheatrawrz (11:16:40 PM): thank you your honor
AetherPB (11:17:04 PM): lawyer dan, you may procede
AetherPB (11:17:09 PM): proceed*?
AetherPB (11:17:35 PM): we'll go with the second one
dasmith83 (11:17:37 PM): your honor, the prosecution asks for the case to be dismissed on the grounds that the defendent has exhibited intelligence, a clear indication of not being a jonas bros fan
dasmith83 (11:18:06 PM): I've failed. :"(
AetherPB (11:18:11 PM): i concur. case dismissed. alisha is cleared of all charges
micepudding (11:18:18 PM): *reporters note: jonas brothers new album found in prosecution lawyer's bag8
cheatrawrz (11:18:21 PM): WOOHOO!